Laura mentions off-hand that she’ll date the next guy who has a car, so Steve naturally takes this as an ironclad contract and buys a clunker. He asks Carl to teach him to drive, which of course ruins Carl’s life.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 4.2: Only Sandwiches Matter
Carl buys Eddie a car even though he can’t afford it. Eddie does not appreciate it. Also, Urkel gets stuck on Laura, literally.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 4.1: My Name is Gladiator
Steve and Carl’s friendship reaches a breaking point, so they settle their differences on American Gladiators.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.25: Detective Pikachurkel
Steve writes a short story, in which he still somehow doesn’t get the girl.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.24: Mott the Hoople
Urkel attempts to make Laura jealous by appearing on a popular local dating show.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.23: Robo-Nerd II, Electric Boogaloo
While the Winslow ladies get scammed, Urkel transitions Urklebot into a crime fighter…and gives it a hat.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.22: The Brief and Tragic Life of Spike Murtaugh
The Winslows muder an innocent fish with absolutely no consequences, and Mother Winslow gets lucky up on Make Out Point.
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Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.21: Pretty Pie for a White Guy
Steve takes a pie directly to the face, and to make matters worse, Waldo decides to steal his girl.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.20: Three Walls Will Only Get You So Far, Brother
Carl and Harriette go on their honeymoon after twenty years of marriage, and Urkel arranges a meeting between Laura and Johnny Gill.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.19: Kissed by an Urkel
Laura runs for class president, and Urkel helps her out by sexually assaulting a cheerleader.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.18: Steven Q(pid) Urkel
Urkel is devastated when Laura chooses local fuckboy Daniel Wallace to be her valentine instead of him.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.17: They Always Ask "Where's Waldo?" They Never Ask "How's Waldo?"
Steve goes back on his word and take Ms. Steuben’s Home Ec class. It goes about as poorly as you’d think it would.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.16: Pen(itentiary) Pals
Carl has to deal with a newly released prisoner’s lady hormones because Steve was too shy to send her a picture of himself and instead sent one of Carl.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.15: Easy C You In Jail
The Winslows invite their troubled cousin to stay with them for a while, and it obviously goes wrong very quickly.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.14: Some Day Your Prints Will Come
Carl sleeps through his house being robbed, and Eddie almost ruins Steve’s life for what seems like the millionth time.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.13: Stevie Blunder
Rachel takes over choir director duties at the Winslow’s church, and immediately turns into a tyrant.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.12: Captain Urk
Steve finds himself in a down-and-dirty poker game with the boys in blue, while Harriette is a terrible sister to Rachel for a good twelve minutes.