Like another Chicago basketball legend, Steve gets cut from the basketball team prematurely.
All in Family Matters Recap
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.7: Urkel vs Urkelbot, Dawn of Justice
Steve creates a robot to try and win a science competition, so naturally it tries to murder him.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.6: The Assassination of Pablo the Stick-Bug by the Coward Carl Winslow
When Carl kills Steve’s prized pet stick-bug, the whole family gets dragged into court.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.5: Urkel Gets Crabs
In a bit of role reversal for both of them, Urkel is stalked by a giant Hawaiian woman, while Laura stalks Carl’s new partner.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.4: Boogie Knights
Carl says some “hurtful” words to Urkel, who responds by beating the hell out of him in his sleep.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.3: Steuben's Bane
Carl has to do errands for Lieutenant Murtaugh’s (because police reasons?), and Urkel ruins the school play by being himself.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.2: I'm a Rocket Man
Carl tries to fix something that’s broken in his house (seriously? again?), and Urkel uses SCIENCE to deal with a rival for Laura’s affections.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 3.1: Starring Carl Winslow as Jack Traven
Urkel and the gang monkey around, while things down at the station get explosive for Carl.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.25: Charles Mallory Dies Hard
In the Season Two finale, Carl struggles to come to terms with the death of a man he was trying to protect, while Urkel tricks Laura into going on a date with him.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.24: Wild Wild Pest
In a dream, Urkel becomes “Two-Gun Urkel,” the fastest gunslinger in the West. Also, Carl casually shoots a gun in the direction of his mother.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.23: Breaking up Is Hard to Lieu
Murtaugh and Urkel both get shot down by their respective lady loves, so they sing a song about it.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.22: Who's Your Daddy?
Harriette and Rachel receive a blast from the past, and Urkel gets in touch with his inner animal.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.21: Bad Credit
Steve has been doing all of Eddie’s homework (because of course he has), and Carl goes on a ten day stakeout with LT Murtaugh.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.20: Steuby-Doo and Race Wars Too
Carl tries and fails to fix something in his house (again), and the rest of the episode gets very racist, very quickly.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.19: Ash Everywhere
Eddie gets into yet another fender bender, so Urkel takes him to an underground casino to raise the money to fix it. Also, Carl desecrates a family member’s remains.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.18: Do it
Steve shows his friends a dance that he made up, which eventually causes a thirty-one year-old man to start writing Family Matters blogs.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.17
Steve helps Carl overcome his fear of heights, and we get some terrible news regarding Lieutenant Murtaugh’s dog Bloodfang.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.16
Carl finds an expensive piece of jewelry while chasing an ice cream truck, and Urkel holds Laura’s new bae’s fate in his hands.
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.15
Eddie and Carl get into a fight over a screwdriver, and we flash back to a time when Carl had hair (Spoiler alert: it’s a big ol’ Afro)!
Only Urkel Matters, Episode 2.14
Carl takes Eddie ice fishing, and the two of them are immediately thrust into mortal danger. Also, Judy destroys a perfectly good penguin suit.