Rachel has a hard time finding a Freddy Teddy for New Little Ritchie, and Urkel’s parents abandon him on Christmas.

Eddie gets hustled in a game of pool, so the Urkman bails him out. Also, Judy reads a book, or whatever. It doesn’t matter.

When Laura’s honor is insulted, Urkel challenges the school bully to a boxing match. Also, Carl wants his mother to be alone until she dies.

Laura and Steve are held hostage during a bank robbery, but luckily Laura’s father has experience with hostage situations.(Nakatomi Plaza)

Eddie wants to be a rock star (again), and Urkel screws up a police investigation.

Carl has a new rival at the station, and they settle their beef in a dance contest. Also, Urkel reads an encyclopedia.

Laura is forced to marry Urkel by an incompetent teacher, and Harriet gets hit in the face with a hockey puck.

Urkel thinks last week’s arson collusion has led to a romance between him and Rachel, and New Little Ritchie gets an undeserved amount of air time.

Laura and Urkel get a job at a restaurant and Steve promptly sets it on fire.

In this season one finale of “Only Urkel Matters,” Eddie and his buddies are making a rock video, and even Urkel thinks that Eddie’s ideas are terrible.

It’s the men versus the women in a fiercely competitive game of bowling, and Jaleel White gets to flex his Urkel muscles HARD.

Urkel needs protection from a bully and Carl mistakenly looks to Rachel for help being funny.

Laura’s babysitting service could cost Carl a promotion, and Rachel has another creepy boyfriend.

Carl is bad at fixing things (again) and Eddie prostitutes his sister.