While the Winslow ladies get scammed, Urkel transitions Urklebot into a crime fighter…and gives it a hat.

The Winslows muder an innocent fish with absolutely no consequences, and Mother Winslow gets lucky up on Make Out Point.

Steve takes a pie directly to the face, and to make matters worse, Waldo decides to steal his girl.

Laura runs for class president, and Urkel helps her out by sexually assaulting a cheerleader.

Urkel is devastated when Laura chooses local fuckboy Daniel Wallace to be her valentine instead of him.

Steve goes back on his word and take Ms. Steuben’s Home Ec class. It goes about as poorly as you’d think it would.

Carl has to deal with a newly released prisoner’s lady hormones because Steve was too shy to send her a picture of himself and instead sent one of Carl.

The Winslows invite their troubled cousin to stay with them for a while, and it obviously goes wrong very quickly.

Carl sleeps through his house being robbed, and Eddie almost ruins Steve’s life for what seems like the millionth time.

Rachel takes over choir director duties at the Winslow’s church, and immediately turns into a tyrant.

When Urkel twat swats Laura, she kicks him out of her life for good (sic). But will she still feel that way when she’s old and alone?

Eddie enlists Urkel to help a girl pass a math test, but is enraged when Urkel also teaches her to respect herself.

When Eddie is beat up by a local gang, the Urkman goes undercover to try and bring them down.

Like another Chicago basketball legend, Steve gets cut from the basketball team prematurely.

When Carl kills Steve’s prized pet stick-bug, the whole family gets dragged into court.